Senator Mike Lee's Deferred Agendas
(Using Mitch's philosophy of "Say-No" while the money rolls in)

Mike Lee of Utah has great plans for "Say-No",
Mitch's G.O.P. strategy for the past couple of years.
Mike tried to delay voting on the arms-control treaty
Till he was sworn in to vote "No" with his peers.

But when he discovers they still don't have the votes,
Won't Mike insist they defer once again?
Is he cautious? You betcha! And as dumb as they come,
But at least he has aides, some of whom can count to ten.

But how will another two years of nothing
Sit with Tea People whose tea has been spiked?
Imagine the conflict of too much caffeine
Facing Mike who's a guy who needs to be liked…

Will this be a repeat of Grant vs. Lee?
Which side of the war will Lindsey Graham be on?
McConnell and Lee's waiting for reinforcements?
Or Congressional whores in search of a John?

The Chamber of Commerce has Johns lining up.
This is an excellent year for most pimps.
We're not all that sure about Ms. Ginni Thomas,
But David H. Koch should do well. He seldom skimps.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
1/3/11

To 'Tea Party Activists Angry at G.O.P. Leaders'
To 'Mitch Just-Say-No'
To 'Politicians For Sale'
To 'Chamber of Commerce, Money Launderers'
To 'Ginni's SCOTUS Lobby'
To 'Secretive Koch Donors'



1/3/11