Obama's Gulf War
Sex And Money For incumbent toadies "Not in my state unless they guarantee I'm re-elected with money to burn. If I can get jobs for idle oil workers, Who cares how much shrimpers and fishermen earn? "The question, of course, is how many oil workers Will be re-employed, and then for how long? And when will the other spill-victimized voters Discover more drilling is horribly wrong? "For Big Oil's admitting the safeguards, they've touted As a deep water driller's last line of defense Fail nearly as often as they shut down a blowout, But are often not used. BP hates the expense. "So here's two more questions for which I need answers: When the drilling is finished, who'll see I get paid? And now that the MMS clock's being cleaned, Who can I count on to help me get laid?"
Bob Carlson To 'Lapses Found in Oversight of Failsafe Device on Oil Rig' To 'Clean the Gulf, Clean House, Clean Their Clock' To 'Politicians For Sale' To 'British Petoleum Imcompetence' To 'Salazar's MMS Chicanery' |