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Shame On You, Barack Obama! – III Old Mac chides Obama for acting presidential Shame on you, Barack Obama! Can't you also fiddle-diddle? Don't edge closer to the middle, To the place I thought was mine Until I drank of Cheney's wine, And developed Bushie's whine And lost control of when and where I piddle. Shame on you, Barack Obama! Can't you honor older gents. And share in our incontinence? To qualify for chief of state, It helps to have a large prostate. Here, let me try to demonstrate. Just point my walker at the nearest fence. Shame on you, Barack Obama For usurping my last chance At victory laps well in advance. I can't believe you'd be a heel. Don't turn down Dick Cheney's deal. Think how guilty you will feel If at your swearing in we pee our pants.
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