Shame On You, Barack Obama! – IV
Old Mac worries about UBS, FISA, and Phil

Shame on you, Barack Obama!
Signing FISA, foiling Phil.
Gramm had been my best advisor.
Losing him's a bitter pill.

Gramm was very instrumental
In helping Enron and Ken Lay,
With assistance from wife, Wendy,
Cook the books and steal away.

Commodity deregulation –
Dr. Genius strikes again.
With Gramm's banking legislation
It wasn't if but simply when.

Conned his way into the roll of
Lobbyist for UBS,
Assuring them of losing billions
In his sub-prime mortgage mess.

Even so I hate to lose him,
Though no expert on you whiners –
Wendy's not in hock to Visa,
Nor Phil's home loan held by Diners.

Tragic'lly Obama's FISA
Will scuttle UBS and Gramm.
Tape their off-shore tax transactions –
No more honey, Honeylamb!

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/11/08

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