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Obama's Gulf War –
Shell Plans For A Spill "Anything they can spill we can spill better. Our spills will be so much better than theirs." Shell is an accident hoping to happen. No way these birds can be blamed for catnappin'. They're planning to use the same ruses the Brits Found gave MMS their wierd shivering fits. Now Birnbaum's MMS claims polar bear sweaters should keep Shell's BP-dome icicle free. And those Arctic temperatures where Shell's exploring, Palin says should stay above thirty-three… As for dispersants, they've plenty of those And a four inch wide tube at the end of a hose… What can go wrong? They've a blowout preventer. The same one designed by some British inventor. Add one submersible lurking nearby… How many did British Petroleum try? Who needs some new fangled thingamajig When their thugs from Zug will be scuttling the rig?
Bob Carlson To 'Oil Company Greed' To 'Shell Offers Reassurances on Drilling' To 'Why are dispersant chemicals secret?' To 'BP Reports Some Success in Capturing Leaking Oil' To 'Swiss retreat helps Transocean save millions' |