Smile Osama Dear
Being sung by Bushie to Osama to the tune
"Melancholy Baby"
(Come to me my melancholy baby.)

Verse 1
Send me a sign that you'll resign.
Let me hear your grievance against what I do.
Though I'm his son, it's not much fun
Garbling words we've used describing you.

Let's make amends, can't we be friends?
Five years of not looking is a long long time
To hold a mad. It makes me sad
That we've not worked together, Cheney's past his prime.

Refrain
Where the hell are you, Osama baby?
Give it up and say you're through.
All my foolish fancies for Araby
Surely prove I mean no harm to you.

Don't be cowed by Cheney still maligning
Our opponents who're in bed with you.
Smile Osama dear,
You have nothing more to fear.
You're better than I am at what we do.

Verse 2
We'll bat the breeze how Israelis
Always fail to mull over affronts that some
Of them perceive that they receive
From other mid-East Semites as a rule of thumb.

And don't ask why they blow sky high
When they lose another corporal or two.
Why must they be so much like me?
Think how many I have killed and blamed on you.

Refrain
Where the hell are you, Osama baby?
Give it up and say you're through.
All my foolish fancies for Araby
Surely prove I mean no harm to you.

Don't be cowed by Cheney still maligning
Our opponents who're in bed with you.
Smile Osama dear,
You have nothing more to fear.
You're better than I am at what we do.

Music by Ernie Burnett
Original Lyric by George Norton
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/11/06

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