So Who's Shook Up?
To be sung with Ethel Merman to the Cole Porter tune
"Anything Goes"
(In olden days a glimpse of stocking...)

These golden days, pay offs aren't shocking.
They're looked upon as a way of stocking up
From a bottomless cup –
So who's shook up?

The Chinese, too, who need help from Boeing
Know that the price of chips is going up,
But the jig ain't up –
Just a slight mix up.

They know that this Congress
Could not care less,
Much less confess
That their excessive
And dumb largess
Will make us the runner up.

Congress knows the stork,
Who distributes pork
And continues to fork it up,
Is now what's up –
So who's shook up?

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/15/05

To 'Co-conspirators - Congress'