South Dakota's bizarre reputation's intact. Although Phil's hired guns can't work for the unborn, He quickly looked elsewhere to not waste their talents. And who needs them more than the angry lovelorn? South Dakota will become the new Reno, Nevada, The place people go to to get a divorce. Fill out the form: "he/she makes life intolerable," Then choose the appropriate amount of brute force. To avoid alimony forever and ever, You can use Phil's gunslingers or he'll rent you a gun. Any form of assassination is legal. And you get to choose how you want the deed done. Wayne LaPierre is incredibly happy When gun control zealots find a reason to shoot. NRA's Cunningham's job's so much easier As he makes South Dakota the mid-west's Beirut. No longer can Jan Brewer claim her Arizona Offers vindictive spouses the very best deal. Jan's justifiable homicide costs more to prove Than Phil's. He has made murder in his state a steal.
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