"Squeezing Wayne"

(How much of a refund does he owe you?)

Come and get 'em. Come and get 'em.
Where is Wayne with those rebates?
Would your Wayne LaPierre skip town
With those Tea Party cheapskates?

He nicked most of his members a hefty one grand.
You new to his Union? Only three hundred bucks.
Why favor the new guys? Jeez, pony up, Wayne.
It's time to hit Wayne with some of John's "What the f___ks?"

You think that John Boehner would let himself be ripped off?
Would he be willing to simply bend over and cough?
The value of a buck's something Boehner well knows.
Those Tea Party guns aren't aimed at his toes.

Rand Paul really means it. He's truly pro-gun.
Gives his Dad shotguns so he'll have a ball.
Is he giving the old guy a few more days of fun?
So Ron's fooling around. One goes off? One less Paul…

Wayne's doing the same thing with you and your dough,
But sharing with a few ALEC friends you don't know.
Did you really expect Wayne would refund you any?
How much falling sky was shared by Henny Penny?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/17/13

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