Obama's Gulf War –
Squishing In The Gulf
Another reason for Joe Barton to apologize

"Oh, no. Is our Blow Out Preventer still tilting?
Is the seafloor it's sitting on starting to squish?
Who is still thanking Lord Brownie of Madingley?,
That arrogant bastard who had a death wish

"For Fed regulators whose rules were for others,
But not for BP where they're always ignored,
And for BP employees who lived with the risk
They could be exploded or put to the sword?

"Those cheapie well casings that Brownie prescribed,
The ones Tony Hayward said we were to use,
Are the same kind that Brownie swore to Gaddafi
Were his magic key to increased revenues.

"Imagine Gaddaffi's reaction when he
First sees the Med bubbling Libyan crude
Because of the casings that Browne found on e-Bay
With a lifetime supply of frozen seafood.

" Is Salazar checking? Who else bought Browne's spiel?
Who's next in line for our Gulf skimming fleet?
Will Libya need them before Barton's finished
'Regretting' the seafloor's not made of concrete?"

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/14/10

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