Stephen Fincher, Absentee Farmer
(Congressman pays himself with farm subsidies)

Hold everything up unimportant to you.
Pass only the bills where you get the reward.
Farm subsidies are great for you absentee farmers,
But far more corrupt than the food stamps you deplored.

As an absentee farmer, when'd you last get your hands dirty?
When were you last seen to do a lick of work?
By your own admission, "Without work you can't eat",
You should be starving without your congressional perk.

In other societies what he's doing's corruption.
Why not in ours where Steve rakes in the dough
And deprives the poor of food stamps to eat?
Steve Fincher, Tennessee's self-serving crook, should get the heave-ho.

Do we have a Congress of absentee farmers?
No wonder farm subsidies are rising so fast.
Are their hands so calloused from milking their cows?
Is that why we're not getting a job stimulus passed?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/22/13

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