Stimuli vs. Stimulus
K.I.S.S.

There needs to be a limit
    on how long each bill can be
For Reading 101 is such a
    challenge in D.C.

Why not more bills but shorter,
    one line-item to a page
Unless they must be doublespaced
    for dealing with old age?

If singlespaced, a single page
    should constitute one bill.
That way they would be easier
    to either pass or kill

And ev'ryone of us would know
    who's getting the largess
Resulting in a lot less pork
    as well as less b.s.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/29/09

To 'Harry Reid's Congress'
To 'Obama's Stimuli'