Straight Talker
McCain explains his hypocrisy to Obama
to the song from "Singin' In the Rain"
"You Were Meant For Me"
(You were meant for me. I was meant for you.)

Hypocrite? Who me?
Would I lie to you?
Cindy warned me I could never be prez.
I'd need to be someone no one believes what he says.

So now my straight-talk honesty
Is a phony pedigree.
I'm quite content
When Bush misrepresents you
As a Hamas devotee.

Music by Nacio Herb Brown
Original Lyric by Arthur Freed
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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5/16/08

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