"Stuart T. Gulliver's Travels"

(Making crime pay)

Stuart T. Gulliver, is Group CEO
Of one of Her Majesty's mightiest banks,
Who she recommends as the person to know
For laundering dollars, pesos, pounds, yen or francs.

Who else has the contacts all over the globe
To deal with the scope of a congressional probe,
And, if he is caught, as he recently was,

Will have the resources to pay off the fuzz

And give them the cover, he's too big to touch
With more than a one point nine billion fine?
It seems like a lot, but it's really not much.
Not nearly enough to make Stuart resign.

HSBC needs Stuart T.'s expertise
To make enough more laundering dollars for drugs
To pay future fines as they continue to fleece
The world with their claims of "compliance bugs."

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/6/13

To 'These Are The Senators Who Voted
     Against Expanded Background Checks
     And How To Contact Them'

To 'HSBC fine: what does it take for a bank to get prosecuted?'
To 'HSBC Exposed U.S. Financial System
     to Money Laundering, Drug, Terrorist Financing Risks'

To 'Letter to Maryland Attorney General, Doug Gansler'
To 'Stuart Gulliver, from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia'
To 'More Bush League Banks and Bankers in Rhymed Verse'