Subverting the EPA
(More bucks for the Kochs)

Think of the billions the Koch Boys can save
When there are no EPA rules to restrict 'em.
Why wouldn't we let them give us emphysema?
Who in the Congress would dare contradict 'em?

Not that the Congress is all that expensive,
But monitoring pregnancies doesn't come cheap.
Those first couple of months can be hard to evaluate.
Constant surveillance must be more than skin-deep.

So they need to pinch pennies and millions and billions.
They can't let big government stand in their way.
That's why they're against almost all regulations
That would keep Kroll from rating their schemes Triple A.

Though Kroll is a millionaire we hope he'll do better
Than Standard & Poors and Moody's and Fitch,
All of whom failed to fathom the EPA fining
The Koch Brothers billions. "So who's going to bitch?"

All that favorable coverage every week in The Post
With 'free' tickets for Koch to the City Ballet
While their global warming rates hardly a mention?
Does no one recall our pre-Koch EPA?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
2/28/11

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