Suing Wall Street's Money Machines
More profitable than market speculating

Hi Frequency chicanery
    depends upon location
And a total absence of
    class action litigation.

You must be milliseconds close
    to stock exchange machines
Which, for now, rules out Teheran
    and bucket shops in Queens.

Though bucket shops are less transparent,
    Teheran has more pluses.
Lawyers with subpoenas can't
    get there by taking buses.

Instead of chasing ambulances,
    clever lawyers will
Reveal that Big Tobacco
    was a Big Board fire drill.

For ripping off CNBC's
    devoted speculators
Was pretty goddamn stupid of
    Lloyd's price manipulators.

Even those much younger than
    their hero, Bernie, is
Should give up hope they'll' get to join
    Maria in showbiz.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/26/09

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