"Surprising Republican Buyers"

(Drink chug-a-lug…)

What was Rubio drinking?
Is Marco Rubio really a drunk?
At twenty-five dollars a bottle?
Drunk is going to be hard to debunk.

What was he proving?
On national TV?
His drink was white rum
As any dummy could see.

But twenty-five dollars for bottled water?
Is his party so dumb that they would buy?
What a shock when Rove and Company swallow.
Is rum recommended for the throat that is dry?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/14/13

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     to Wingnut Masses'

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