Swamping Saudi Shrines
(But avoiding behaadings?)

How many feet above sea level will Saudi oil be?
How long till Mohammad Al-Sabban's concern is the sea?
So Mohammad ends up with his own Zuider Zee
And makes the mistake of engaging BP?

The BP who overdosed our Gulf with Corexit dispersant
When its deep water well showed BP wasn't conversant
With how much Corexit it would be able to use
Before attorneys were needed to defend BP's cleaning-up crews.

What effect will Corexit have on the holy shrines?
Will BP incur Saudi wrath by arbitrating its fines?
What are the odds the Saudis start to behead
Before Smokey Joe Barton gets his apologies said?

Bob Carlson

To 'In California, Climate Change Is ‘Real, And It’s Already Here’'
To 'Flood, Rebuild, Repeat:
     Are We Ready for a Superstorm Sandy Every Other Year?'

To 'REAL CLIMATE: Climate science from climate scientists’'
To 'More Climate Change And Warming in Rhymed Verse'
To 'More of The Lobbyist Congress in Rhymed Verse'
To 'More British Petroleum Incompetence in Rhymed Verse'