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Tackling Their Longevity Supreme Court Justices, and then… What is it with these Justices? Don't they get a pension? Why can't appointers specify, "For Limited Retention"? Why are Justices reluctant to admit they should retire? It's not as though there aren't a few replacements we could hire. Our founding fathers screwed up with that lifetime tenure bit, Assuming euthanasia would always be legit. But it's not and thanks to Palin and her fake death panel scare The Supreme Court's being fossilized and Sara doesn't care. Corporations are enamored of today's state of affairs – A court full of old codgers who're completely unawares Of the damage they are doing for which we need a quick solution – Quicker than it'd most likely take to change the constitution. What's required is a reversal of the Ponce de Leon Fountain of eternal youth so a Justice can't hang on. Scientists must find a gene that shortens the lifespan Of candidates for Justice we can feed them with their Bran. Failing that, how tragic if we have to clutch at straws, Like Kennedy and Stevens banned from watching Doctor Oz. View it as the price they'd pay for screwing me and you. For Justices and Senators what's another year or twenty-two?
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