Talk Jocks
Much blather and little bite

Who listens to Limbaugh or cottons to Beck
When so many doubt they play with a full deck?
How could a self-styled disgruntled guru
Think callers who have nothing better to do
Are sufficient in number to impact the vote?
So far they're not even rocking the boat.

What happens when cynical crybabies moan?
Their ratings go up and a few hundred phone.
Yet their ardent supporters of Thompson and Mitt
Found South Carolina a place to fergit.
Ignoring how Citibank's screwed up our housing,
Like Michael Steele their forte's rabble-rousing.

Are we lucky or what? They boost Boehner's morale
With the sole requirement he "Wake Up With Al."
Wake up with whom? Thank God they're not kidding,
Just mad as a hatter we don't do their bidding.
Most Democrats love 'em without botherin' to listen.
Must be they're delighted with our booin' and hissin'.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/3/09

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