Tea Leaves Or Crystal Balls?
(Money talks to opportunists)

Lobbyists like the U.S. Chamber of Commerce
Are betting their bottoms on "Tom Dewey" wins
So this time around they won't have to tell Harry
Which donors to blame for their campaigning sins.

When Harry beats Sharron, after her nonsense
Assuring Nevada she's not still on the pill,
Her financiers at the Chamber of Commerce
Will lose their best contacts on Capitol Hill.

The thugs that Rand Paul used will be out of work
And looking around to see who else they can stomp,
It may only take a donation from Harry
To reverse who the polls claim Paul's goons will chomp chomp.

And with Tea Party militias overseeing the voting
How much will depend on their thugs' crystal ball?
If the face they see winning is not a "Tom Dewey",
Can tea leaves gloss over the Chamber's downfall?

The ultimate winners may look familiar.
The predominant hue very well could be blue.
And for those few extra bucks Rand Paul's militias
Could decide it's Rand's pals that they'll stick it to.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
10/28/10

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