Tea Party Benefactors
(Contribute to Sal's Tea Party Express)

Ciao! Make out your checks to Camorra di Russo,
Or Tea Party Express. Yeah, that sounds more legit.
Ignore innuendos that Sal needs the money.
Salvatore B. Russo's merely doing his bit.

This Salvatore Russo's not into extortion.
It's his namesake the Polizia Italia has jailed.
Our Sal lies in wait for Tea Party hopefuls
Then plies them with big bucks which so far haven't failed.

It isn't extortion if they come to him,
Or if he skims as much as he reasonably can.
You've seen how Orange John Boehner looks weird?
Does Sal make a bundle on each Orange John tan?

Sal's trying to give his incumbent Republicans
The same kind of service he's given Christine.
Some like Mike Castle won't pay his commissions,
Unlike Orange John who just wants to be seen.

How tragic if Orange John faded from view
And couldn't be found for his coronation.
A Republican Congress without a "leader"?
How could that possibly mean more stagnation?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
9/20/10

To 'G.O.P. Insider Fuels Tea Party and Suspicion'
To 'A Camorra is an Italian family-like organization'
To 'Salvatore Russo - born in Nola, Italia'
To 'Orange John Boehner'
To 'That Republican Congress'
To 'The Wingnuts' New Queen'