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Tempting The Pharaoh? (Hollywood beckons to Hosni) How can we tempt you, Pharaoh Hosni Mubarak? Would you want to become a rich Hollywood star? Looks like Russell Brand is in need of a stand-in, In which can you prob'ly can come as you are. CNN's told the White House you're quite the producer. Lawrence O'Donnell says you'd be The Last Word. And now Barbara Walters is telling the networks That yours is a voice that deserves to be heard. One as important as Fran, the Nanny's, On an Evening With David, not a Jay-walk with Jay. What a great opportunity to become a celebrity… One word of caution: check what these shows pay. You'd best exit Egypt with the keys to an Abrams. In case you don't make it, you'll want to cash in. Unless Tim, the Toolman, is hired to hotwire it, In which case you'll lose it and become a has-been.
Bob Carlson 2/4/11 To 'How Do You Solve a Problem Like Mubarak?' To 'Russell Brand Reveals What Kissing Jennifer Garner Tastes Like' To 'Egypt' |