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Who wouldn't hire a shrewd Macy's Buyer Who'd encourage his bosses to dump Its hair styling spokesman with his two gallon spray can, It's cartoonish balloon, Donald Trump? A terrible season should be adequate reason To ditch any pitch that a guy like Trump makes. For goodness sakes, all that it takes To launch him is simply squeezin' His orifices so that they close, Especially his mouth and his nose. And off he goes – No one would scoff, Though Macy's season Was a total write-off. How'd R.H. Macy have the balls To contemplate such marketing calls? Where was B. Altman? Asleep on his rump? Who else knew the one, the original, Donald J. Trump Would clear Niagara Falls?
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