The Clown Prince Of Birthers
(About to reprise his starring role in "Trump's Chumps")

Get your 'Donny Dope' here on the Clown Prince of Birthers,
As the racist extremist, continues his sideshow.
Oh, how he wanted to get into Harvard –
But despite Daddy Trump's money, Harvard said, "No."

How prescient they were in accepting Obama
And avoiding a carnival barker like Donny.
Especially as rumors are spreading he's hiding
Birth certificates showing that he's part Pakistani.

Few who are not full-time practicing lawyers
Find bankruptcy laws as friendly as Trump.
He brags that he plays with them so he's not the loser
(And somebody else will end up as Trump's chump.)

Which by the way is the new show he's planning
That NBC brass will insist that we see:
"Trump's Chumps" will air weekends from various prisons
Replacing "Lockup in DC" on MSNBC.

Donny will demonstrate how we can go bankrupt
The way Trump corporations have four times so far.
But what makes him think we should go belly up
When a double comb over's the key to becoming a star?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
4/27/11

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To 'The Donny Dope'



4/27/11