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Republican leaders were preparing a bill To replace Egypt's Hosni with The Donald Trump. But that might have left Hosni in office forever Taking into account their Boehner speed bump. In the meantime Egyptians got their act together Skedaddling Hosni to his seaside resorts, Turning over the kingdom to his former lackeys, Thus leaving The Donald a tad out of sorts. And Trump was so eager to build his own sphinxes That the thing on his head appeared all aquiver. Like the time Bernie Madoff and The Brothers Koch Sold The Donald those bridges across the East River. With Boehner so new that he can't find the trigger The Donald's stuck looking for new fish to fry. Boehner cost him his chance to apprentice as Pharaoh And it looks like two years as an unemployed guy. So who'll replace what in two thousand and twelve? Can't someone get Egypt to at least reconsider? And think how a burnoose would cover Trump's noggin. Or, if that didn't do it, the pick of the litter.
Bob Carlson 2/12/11 To 'Hosni's Helpers' To 'Mubarak Steps Down, Ceding Power to Military' To 'Donald Trump will decide on presidential bid by June' To 'Avoiding a New Pharaoh' To 'After early run of unity, Republicans struggle to manage House floor' To 'Egypt: Mubarak's Demise' To 'Hell No' John Boehner To 'Lunatic Fringes |
