The Fallacies Of "No"
Even for a Greek chorus

Is there still some part of "No"
    they don't know we hate,
That could bite these boneheads' butts
    if they tried to legislate?

Why pretend they're Lorrie Morgan?
    Like maybe we'll keep asking?
Reconciliation will
    be these hypocrites unmasking.

Negativity has never
    been much of a winner.
Perhaps for saints, but most of us
    enjoy life as a sinner.

Obviously they do, too,
    but why a hypocrite,
Whose reply, when asked about it,
    so far's been "Tough s**t"?

Normally a "No" is followed
    by some kind of explanation,
But not when they think sour grapes
    demand retaliation.

Can Ron Paul have soured their grapes
    so much they need a chorus
Just to demonstrate their pique
    while doing nothing for us?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/4/10

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