The Family Values Maverick
The Old Man offers firsthand advice

My Friends:
Most Democrats are dummies
    in their pursuit of yummies.
They cheat on wives without a proper follow through.
Can't they see that loss of honor
    is a chance to be a goner
    and bid narrow minded spouses 'toodle-oo'?

We true family values mavericks
    get our longest lasting chick-kicks
When we dump the old while breaking in the new.
So make sure your newest yummy
    not only sports a sleeker tummy
    but will spend her daddy's millions to back you.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/11/08

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