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"The G.O.P. Downward Spiral" (Disregarding sperm's right to life) Speculation's running rampant Though it's too early to be sure. But Jim DeMint at Heritage Could be looking for a cure. Is their vote count's downward spiral Due to policies, inactivity, or viral? Anti-Obama this and that Is just as dull as standing pat. What will light a voter's fuse Versus voters that they'll lose? They'd best make do with what they've got Aren't they aware they've lost a lot? Not just to causes we've suggested, Their sperm counts all need to be tested To see how dire their future is, And how long they'll stay in biz. How much of this is due to age? And an inability to gauge Their fetus rights to life long-term Against their total disregard for sperm?
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