The Jamie D. Chase Club
His internal memo to all J.P. Morgan Chase employees

J–A–M   I–E–D   C–H–A–S–E
Jamie D. and Chase hope we'll be regulation free.

Dear Club Members,
    I'm so proud
        of all I've done for you.
    With your equity I've got
        Bear Sterns up my kazoo.

    That TARP that we were forced to take
        to keep our ship afloat
    I'm giving back immediately.
        Who says I need your vote?

    But just as a precaution
        I'm starting to upgrade
    All traders into tellers to
        shortchange the carriage trade.

    And make traders out of tellers.
        No way can they be worse
    Than you guys who've made the mess
        I'm trying to reverse.

                                                                   Jamie

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/11/09

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