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The Kochurian Candidate (Have the Koch Boys decided Scott Walker will be our next POTUS?) If Scott's right and the Kochs make him Commander in Chief, They would do well to stop him from taking a crack At union employees in the State of Wisconsin, As a signal to Congress to cut everything back. Have the Kochs found Scott Walker a healthier Cheney, A less ethical Rove and a dummy like Rummy – Whose stand-in for Saddam will be Colonel Qaddafi – With a Gingrich replacement whose foresight's as crummy? Are all Koch Politicians so politically blind That they'd shut down what's left of Wisconsin et al., Thinking we voters will blame Nancy Pelosi For costing more jobs and the unions' morale? If only the Kochs had chosen Scott sooner, Think how much effort and time they'd have saved Those other Republican wannabe presidents And reviewers of 'memoirs' where they've ranted and raved. Of course then we'd have missed their grander exploits Like Mike frying squirrels in his dorm's popcorn popper And Mitt driving his dog-on-a-car-roof to Canada. How surprising if they and the Kochs come a cropper.
Bob Carlson 2/26/11 To 'Presidential Primary Book Club' To 'Mitt Romney, Liberal Icon' To 'Revenge of the Pomeranians' To 'Why Wouldn’t the Tea Party Shut It Down?' To 'The Koch brothers as Wisconsin puppet masters' To 'Koch Whore' To 'Koch Boy Political Pawns' To 'Secret Koch Boy Conspiracies' To 'Scott Walker-Koch' |