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Late night comedians will love having him back. Voters with memories? Not all that much. Only Newt Gingrich and his stable of wives Will reap the rewards of The Newt's Midas touch. Talk of Newt running is all that it takes To fill his philanthropies to overflowing. Isn't it strange how few fellow philanderers Will admit to where all those fillings are going? A mansion, of course, with a yacht and a Rolls. But The Newt's philanthropies don't touch that many lives, Though the number is growing by leaps and bounds. As are payments supporting his myriad wives. How sad to learn that The Newt's application To the Latter-day Saints was turned down. You know why? They suspect he tried sex with some he'd not married, A Catch-22 that just might apply. For like The Donald, The Newt loves the action And the speculation that somehow survives. But no matter how successful his fundraising is Most has to go to The Newt's former wives.
Bob Carlson 3/4/11 To 'Newt Gingrich's Ex-Wife Goes Public' To 'Advice for Callista Gingrich' To 'Nice or Newt?' To 'Brandon Davies suspended from BYU basketball team for pre-marital sex' To 'Just Plain Nutjobs' To 'Republican Puppets' To 'Newt Gingrich's Sideshow Verses' |