The O'Reilly-Tiller Murders
Getting rid of Olberman's crummy impersonations

Reactions to the Tiller murder?
    More than just retaliation
Against the Fox News prime-time zealot
    whose tirades were the provocation.

"No backpedaling here," he says.
    How idiotic can one get?
Although Bill's in the line of fire,
    he's not become their target yet,

But with that possibility
    why wouldn't he think twice?
They'd also silence Olberman
    with the supreme Bill sacrifice.

Not only would O'Reilly's death
    appease O'Reilly haters,
It should reduce the incidence
    of Bill impersonators.

Keith Olberman's impersonations are
    both juvenile and boorish,
Displaying a comedic talent
    that's strictly amateurish.

If stopping Keith means killing Bill,
    most would say, "Farewell!"
MSNBC'd send thanks
    but only Fox broadcasts in Hell.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/4/09

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