The Palin-Bachmann Mafia
Including Kristol's Ku Klucks Klan

The Palin-Bachmann Mafia
    have set themselves a goal,
Appointing Tom DeLay to be
    in charge of pest control.

Eliminating traitors: Specter,
    Lieberman and Snowe,
All advocates of women's rights
    will be the next to go.

Put on this earth to demonstrate
    the sanctity of man,
They trace their roots to Barry G.
    and Kristol's Ku Klucks Klan,

It's in their genes and DNA,
    that itch to keep on saying
With Crazy Cheney's chutzpah
    and more of Bushie's praying,

That Darwin's wrong and none of them's
    descended from gorillas.
How could they be when John McCain
    owns all those fancy villas?

Yet each "remains unanimous",
    insisting that the group
Vote 'No' on legislation
    while helping John blow on his soup.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
11/2/09

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