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The Squatters' Own Solution Jamaica welcomes us "We know we've been the problem, like the cause of Mideast wars; The reason Netanyahu carries extra underdrawers. "He says we'll stop 'expanding', but we squatters know we won't. Like far-right Christians 'love' us, but obviously don't. "Or they'd invite us to their homes to share their holidays Without our swearing on the Bible our love for 'brotherly' clichés. "Nor are we keen on Palestine where it's hard to get respect, Nor on Israel itself, where a lot won't genuflect. "So we're moving to Jamaica, that suburb of New York, Where rumors have it butchers may have never heard of pork. "The headline in the Journal hints Jamaica welcomes Jews. Well, that's the kind of howdy do we'd hoped Mahmoud would use. "But will Jamaicans be OK with a constant squatter influx, And that Netanyahu's game to lose his favorite schmucks?"
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