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Their Timing's Been Bad (What do Wayne LaPierre and Trump have in common?) Wayne LaPierre's NRA is distraught. Osama's death's denting their membership drive. It's hard to instill fear of Osama bin Laden When he's on the wrong end of a Colt 45. Commemorative stamps that Wayne has had printed As reminders to join for your family's protection Now need a hole punched in Osama's forehead. Will prospects object to this slight imperfection? Holes in his stamps may solve Wayne's stamp problem, But prob'ly won't work for Donald Trump's ties. A hole in the center of Osama's forehead Is not a symbol all Fathers will prize. We hope that most Mothers will see holes as folly, But have Macy's buyers who've not yet become Mommies? Macy's Trump ties on-line are already on sale. Were they overpriced? Does he think we're all dummies? New editions of Trump ties will all feature Grover, Instead of a bullet marked Osama face, Printed in ink Trump is claiming's not washable Making it easy for Dads to erase.
Bob Carlson 5/3/11 To 'Osama bin Laden buried at sea after being killed by U.S. forces in Pakistan' To 'Congressional Puppeteer Grover Norquist' To 'Donald Trump ties made in China ' To 'Donald Trump Silk Ties at Macy's' To 'The Donny Dope' To 'Wayne LaPierre's N.R.A. Militia Verses' |