Thinkin' It's The Pits Expressing disdain for Republican reactions by singing "Puttin' On The Ritz" with Fred Astaire Why do these Republicans Fault a larger show of hands For a health care plan that gets Passed in spite of all their threats And procrastinating ploys, Turning folks off with their noise? So they can offend until the very end. We love watching John McCain And his troops go down the drain, Screaming, crying "We was robbed" Though they made sure they hobnobbed With 'most ev'ry Blue Cross creep, Who "can't buy our votes that cheap." Stupid twits! Party's on the fritz! Why would Orrin Hatch be this unhappy? Maybe someone needs to change his nappy Very snappy! Who would kick if Blue Crosses got to pick Which of our tickers won't need first aid kits Or it quits? Boehner's negativity's been stunning With his pancake makeup off and running Very cunning! You will find that come November It's a pleasure to remember Who called it quits And's on the fritz Thinkin' it's the pits.
Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin of United Stand on Health Bill' To Lyrics for "Puttin' On The Ritz" |