Throwing In The Towel Being sung by Republican to the Kander & Ebb tune "Cabaret" from "Cabaret" (What good is sitting alone in your room?) Why keep electing our Party of Gloom? We never have a say. No one will let us play; ho-hum… What good is saying "Nay"? Why won't they listen to voices of doom? Don't they like hearing "Nay"? We'd yell and scream all day; ho-hum… But might as well amscray. Is it the wine? Is it the booze? In the wings we've Palin waiting. They're already celebrating; Tiger Woods is copulating While Accenture's obfuscating. No sense electing our Party of Gloom. They're brushing us away. We have no dossier; ho-hum… We might as well go 'way. Bush said we're fine; No way we'd lose. Then Obama got elected And McCain became dejected; Like a dog without an owner, Bohner has become a loner. How can we be great prophets of doom If we're refused a say? We'd filibuster, sing, or hum. But we are déclassé, Not even in the way.
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