Timid Timmy's Twitter Troubles
Defending his Public Private Investment Funds

Why create PPIFs
    as Timid Timmy's doing?
If not outright skulduggery,
    it smacks of misconstruing

To try to make Main Street believe
    it wasn't his intention
To avoid congressional
    attempts at intervention

Regarding compensation limits for
    PPIF investors.
Now he's swamped with hate e-mail complaints
    from mad hedge fund protestors.

But it's their angry Tweets on Twitter
    that are especially hard to swallow.
Tim has more Twitter "followers"
    than he alone can follow.

And as a Rubin protégé,
    he can't hire; his name is mud.
The sins of Robert Rubin
    still curdle ev'rybody's blood.

What Rubin, Gramm and Summers did
    for bank de-regulation
Is making it impossible
    to face the Twitter Nation.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/7/09

To 'Financial Oligarchs'
To 'Larry Summers'
To 'Robert Rubin'
To 'Timid Timmy Geithner'