Turning Ginni Down
(Decades of anger can help put on weight)

What in the world finally got into Ginni?
Almost twenty years later she got up the nerve
To request an apology to her boor of a hubby,
Something he certainly does not deserve.

She'd better advise Clarence to not hold his breath
Waiting for what he should be coming up with.
Either that or be asking LaPierre's armed militias
For help and the name of the Tea Party's gunsmith.

Oh, she'll be discreet. Lower courts aren't as forgiving.
And someone has taken great pains to forewarn
The Federal Bureau of Investigation
To keep a close eye on the Supreme Judge of Porn.

They'll look into whomever Ginni's called on to help
Her badger Anita until she recants.
If may come as a shock to many conservatives,
But in Ginni's household, she wears the pants.

Clarence busies himself with old issues of Hustler
While Ginni fumes she's too hefty to pose
For any of Wayne's militia newsletters.
Has Clarence dared hint she looks thinner in clothes?

So who's holding a perpetual grudge against Hill?
Clarence, or Ginni, or the billionaire Kochs,
Who are staging one of their secretive powwows,
To disparage Anita and con regular folks?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
10/21/10

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