Obama's Gulf War –
Underemployed Drillers
Applying for work on Bobby Jindal's vanishing sand berms?

If you have the potential to poison the Gulf
And can prove that you've recently drilled for Big Oil,
The Government's set aside one hundred million
To help keep your talents from starting to spoil.

Congress regrets BP cost you your jobs
And let you become some of those unemployed
That half of their number – all lock-step Republicans
Hate hearing about. Boehner gets so annoyed.

Thank God you are drillers and willing to risk
Being blown up by BP and its ilk,
Unlike all those millions, who lacking your skills,
Incumbent Republicans still feel free to bilk.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/16/10

To 'Photos show vanishing oil berm'
To 'Obama Seeks More Than $100 Million
       for Laid-Off Oil Rig Workers'

To 'GOP Says No To Unemployment Benefits'
To 'In BP’s Record,
       a History of Boldness and Costly Blunders'

To 'British Petroleum Incompetence'
To 'Oil Industry Mafia'