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UTB UpTick Betting with Widow Withington The Widow's delighted the S.E.C.'s ruling endorses her UTB plan: UpTick Betting parlors for shortselling gamblers, replacing their catch-as-catch-can. She's sure UpTick Bettors must have the same mindset as OTB wagerers do. A super perfecta in OTB lingo, in UTB parlance is "up Lehman Brothers kazoo." So please check your body for DownTicks whenever you enter or exit her store. Naked shorts aren't the featured attraction; Marie Bartiromo explains at the door. The specialty here is in UpTicks for gamblers who hope that the market will drop. Her stock market ticker is programmed to signal whenever some dummy makes Citi's stock pop. In this case the "dummy" is Withington's nephew who buys when nobody else will At a price just a fraction above where it was, giving Withington's patrons a license to kill.
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