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Vindictive Old Men Palin assesses her future You ask what I got out of this? A lousy reputation As a Mom without a clue about insemination, Together with abiding fear that I'll be sent to jail And the grim discovery Old Mac won't go my bail. For I've been warned that I am on Joe Lieberman's hot list Of those too close to Russia and thus a likely Communist. I'm his candidate for Gitmo as soon as something opens up And both of Barack's kiddies are rewarded with a pup. Please pray my cell is near Old Ted's so I can keep in touch And learn how pork protects old crooks from having to go Dutch. But Old Mac recommends Liz Dole as a cell-mate's dream come true. For each conjugal visit, Bob takes Viagara for two.
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