Violent games, guns and funeral directors,
Are all flourishing offshoots of Wayne's NRA.
What kind of a parent buys violent games for his children
Without knowing what price he will ultimately pay?
Start with the games to train children as killers.
Graduate to real guns to make sure that they are.
Pray that you and your family aren't victims
As each of your kids becomes an NRA star.
How many points will be awarded
As each progresses to the ultimate level
Qualifying him as an "NRA Devil,"
The highest that Wayne has so far accorded.
Once they hit that they get mortician discounts.
Funeral directors become their best friends.
Are you getting a sense of how this progresses?
How if Wayne has his way, it finally ends?
He'll have his own cemetery.
He'll have his own plots.
Aren't you pleased with yourself?
You've equipped him to be
One of the haves, not one of the have-nots.
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/26/12
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