Vitter's Lady Troubles
("His whores hate his boycott")

Republican whoremaster, Senator Vitter,
Doing the bidding of Dirty Coal and Big Oil,
Neglected his prostitutes long enough to boycott
The lady charged with guarding our air, water and soil.

Without Gina's assistance, climate change will drown Vitter
Unless he and his whores move out of the state
Whorehouses lose business when they're under water.
Can Vitter afford to help his whores relocate?

Will Dave and his women be welcomed by Inhofe?
Without Gina, Inhofe and his Okies are due for more winds
     and a drought
Dave's whores aren't likely to find that acceptable.
The line in New Orleans says they'll throw Vitter out.

What a price some fellows pay for a few campaign bucks.
Was Vitter aware his boycott could backfire?
Odds makers in Vegas are betting he hadn't the vaguest
About how it would impact his ladies for hire.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/19/13

To 'Sinful Statesmen, Senator David Vitter
To 'Senator Vitter Does Polluters’ Bidding in Boycotting
     Gina McCarthy’s Confirmation to Head EPA

To 'Republicans Stage Boycott
     of Obama EPA Nominee Gina McCarthy

To 'Blunt vs. McCarthy
To 'Blunt plays hardball to defend wasteful Missouri pork spending
To 'After Birds Point: The Army Corps’ Missouri Floodway Boondoggle
To 'More Republican Whoremaster Vitter in Rhymed Verse'
To 'More Dirty Coal in Rhymed Verse'
To 'More Oil Mafia in Rhymed Verse'