Vote Early And Often
(Help beef up The Donny's poll results)

Vote early and and often. That's the NBC plea.
They don't dare to fire him. They might want him back
Doing a talk show with his pal Orly Taitz.
But without a bleached comb over. They'll want it dyed black.

The Donny is begging for people to beg him
To run to be POTUS. But watch, they'll be Democrats
Who're hoping he'll win the Republican primary
As they vote in the polls to help screw up his stats.

Who better to represent those who are willing
To bankrupt the nation and retaliate
Against Wall Street moguls who wisely and shrewdly
Saw through his scams and gave Donny the gate.

They're feeling worse than The Donny that all weren't that lucky.
He played with bankruptcy laws and took some to the cleaners,
Which some say accounts for the number of lawsuits
And most of his former partners' angry demeanors.

So when you're asked to vote, vote early and often.
There's no law against stuffing a poll's ballot box.
It's done all the time. Don't miss this chance to get even
With the guys who designed Donald Trump's curly locks.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
4/29/11

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To 'The Donny Dope'



4/27/11