Vulture Capitalism

(By and for Romney and his Old Geezer Sugar Daddies)

The recipe's simple. The main ingredient: greed.
Buy up politicians, whatever you need.
Start with the Congress. Boehner's muppets are fine.
A few contributions should keep them in line.

Then on to Scalia to buy his point of view,
On the QT so there's as little as possible for him to do.
The older, the better. They're more set in their ways,
And won't be around to see just how poorly it plays.

Nor will Romney's old geezers but they'll have had their fun
And shown the next generation of vultures how it can be done,
If you buy politicians and a Supreme Court majority,
Although you remain, like the Kochs, an immoral minority.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/25/12

To 'Sugar Daddies - The old, white, rich men who are buying this election.'
To 'The Inequity of Private-equity Hustlers'
To 'Romney’s Magical Capitalism'
To 'Lazy Scalia's SCOTUS Verses'
To 'Ginni Thomas's SCOTUS Verses'
To 'Koch Political Pawns Verses'
To 'Paul Ryan's Etch A Sketch Romney Verses'
To 'Boehner's Boondoggles Verses'
To 'Mitt's Money Machines Verses'
To 'Republican Puppets Verses'