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Wall Street's Pariahs And the Theory of Emulation So your kid preys on Wall Street? No wonder you're not bragging. He's ethically challenged despite your years of nagging. To parent a pariah was never your intention – A family messiah, who has caught the Feds attention. Ashamed to tell your neighbors and his grandmama? He's not that kind of doctor because the damn fool studied law So he could be a D.A. and a hero just like Spitzer, Who, though he has a lovely wife, occasionally forgits 'er. But he found he'd make more money peddling credit default swaps To greedy institutions and hedge fund mom and pops If he followed in the footsteps of the legendary Thain, Renowned for the elaborate commodes in his domain.
Bob Carlson |