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With Wayne LaPierre on his way to the pen That killer of kids has had at us again and again. This time his victims are all well under ten, But Obama will pray for them when Wayne tells him when. He's appointing his banker, Jamie Dimon at Chase, Secretatary of Grieving, a new cabinet slot. There've been so many mass killings, What choice has he got? He'll ask for donations from Wayne and his minions, Then look to see how many millions he got, And if not enough for their rehabilitation, He'll tax the bejeebers out of the lot. Good boy, Obama, where'd you get the balls? We've been waiting to see where the tax burden falls, And sure do approve of your ballsy decision, Quite disregarding the opposition's derision. Soon each mass killing will become far more costly. The price of their bullets will soar With the cost of their ammo for a Wayne style whamo-bamo As Jamie explains to Wayne, "It's the markets. We've got to charge more."
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