Hey-diddle-diddle, does each creep have a fiddle?
Whose is the most out of tune?
Junior Bush giggles from Kennebunkport
With a death wish... We're approaching High Noon.
Exporting the coal and transporting the goo,
Both boosting the levels of the Earth's CO2.
Which dunderhead will we try first for treason
When the sole reason they give is they wanted it all.
What level of torture can someone devise
In addition to a fine of one hundred percent
Of all they've accumulated and all we have lost?
Exactly the opposite of their original intent,
Where the sole reason for heating us up
Was each greedy bastard wanting it all.
The Kochs & the XL Pipeline'
To 'Carbon Catastrophe:
Obama Administration To Sell 316 Million Tons Of Coal'
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